Sex in the city!!

So y’all read my update on Mr Thursday right? If you didn’t..what the heck!! You better go read it here!! Okay, are you done? Did you read it? Good!!! Cause now you can ignore every fucking word!! Seriously, I am not shitting you…Well not every fucking word but you can ignore the bit about me […]

Somethings in life are just not meant to be!!

There are some things that are just not meant to be….Like peanut butter and chocolate!! I mean really who the fuck came up with that disgusting partnership?!! Crown royal and Redbull shots! Now that is a fucking combination waiting for disaster…I know because I went there!!

Pretty little princess……Plug!!

I have this adorable little princess plug which I bought a couple of months ago for one of my spanking sessions with “The Pink Panther” and had so much pleasure wearing it I decided to take it to Hawaii with me…….What?! You don’t know what a princess plug is…Okay go google it, I will wait!!! […]

Reality check….The aftermath!!

I am not even sure where to start. I am not even sure that I want to write this….It all seems so…so..personal!! I know right?! What’s the deal, I can talk about piss and poop and ass sex yet this is too personal!!!??. I guess before I start I would ask ya’ll not to judge […]

Prelude to…Goodbye lover, hello friend!

I am writing this blog post on the morning of the 11th of June, exactly 6 days until I see Mon Capitaine in Hawaii!! This is a prelude to our goodbye in Hawaii and I will very likely write another goodbye post once I return and then y’all will have a comparison for the fantasy […]

Somebody mixed my medicine!!

Somebody mixed my medicine! I don’t know what I’m on Somebody mixed my medicine! Somebody’s in my head again!! Are you freaking confused yet?! I don’t blame ya, so the fuck am I!! The above are some lyrics to a song by “The pretty reckless” and it is totally apt because that is exactly what […]