It’s about sweet FUCK all really!!

This is another of those blog posts that has been going around in my batshit crazy head for a while just dying to get out so I figured, what the fuck, I have nothing better to do tonight beside mess around with Bob so why not let the words flow!! And that is exactly what this […]

Enter the Cougar!!

I was trying to give y’all a break from having to read my blog posts for a day or two but this one is too fucking good not to write and I want to be sure to write about it while it is still fresh in my mind. On my way home from my weekend […]

Disclaimer – read at own risk!!

Seriously, I am not shitting you… Read at YOUR own risk!! I realize it has been a long time since my blogging has needed a disclaimer but I am warning you now this upcoming post really does cross some lines….You are about to embark on a journey of no return. Red hot pokers in your […]

Smorgasbord of Sex!!

The title of this post was originally going to be called “Anticipation, Apprehension, Imagination, and Expectation” and it would have been aptly named except…..! Things did not go quite to plan… You know when you are getting ready to do something, or go somewhere, or speak to someone…Ya know any of those kinds of situations […]

Lovely luscious lips…. Or not!!!

Since my home was invaded by millions of fucking bugs (literally FUCKING bugs) I decided the only thing to do was leave a day early for my rendezvous with Mon Capitaine and break up my drive. It is probably a good fucking thing that I did because 4 hours of driving and thinking about sex […]

I shared my bed last night!!

There was so much fucking going on in my bed last night I could not sleep. For real!! I am not shitting you. Never before in my life has there been so much fucking than what went on in my bed last night!! Barely a wink of fucking sleep I got!! Nope, not what you […]

Oops!! … 5 day Challenge!!

Did I say 7 day, challenge? I really meant 5 day challenge. Well what I mean is… Oh, ummm, it was sabotage I tell you!! Okay okay, fuck it! I failed, there ya have it. Two days into the challenge and I failed and while I accept full responsibility for my carnal desires there really […]