Batshit crazy or completely off my fucking rocker??

I went to Kentucky for work a couple of weeks ago and picked up the “Kentucky crud” For real!! Seems this place is known for it.
It felt like I had chewed broken glass!! It really was not so bad at first, I did not feel sick and mostly it was just a sore throat which was minor….BUT it did not stay that way, the “CRUD” progressed to a cough that was as annoying as FUCK!!
The cough just got progressively worst with the most annoying factor being when trying to sleep at night, most nights I coughed up 4 or 5 lungs and I began to wonder just how many lungs I had left.

Insert warning here……..the next section will be rather graphic in regards to vomit!! If you have a queasy stomach or you are eating I suggest you stop reading now and skip down to the * ………don’t send me complaining messages saying it was gross because I am warning ya!!

The other night I was laying in bed suffering from my usual coughing bout which seemed a little more violent than usual when all of a sudden I threw up……I am not shitting you!! I coughed so hard I threw up in my mouth…Now this is where the batshit crazy comes in..I was so adverse to getting puke in my bed that I swallowed my vomit, seriously!, fucking gross hey!! I instantly leapt out of bed and began running to the bathroom and threw up again but this time held it in my mouth until I made it to the toilet…it wasn’t just a little bit of puke either it was a great big fucking mouthful…..Honestly, what the fuck is wrong me that I would rather swallow puke or hold it in my mouth than get vomit on my bed or floor….who the fuck does that???
I then proceeded to puke so violently in the toilet I burst blood vessels in my face so now it looks like someone has given me a bloody great hickey on my cheek!!
Sometimes I think my OCD with things can be little excessive especially when it involves preferring to eat my own puke rather than get it on my bed!! UGH!!….This is not a new thing with me either, when my son was about 5 years old he asked for his own “pukey bucket” for Christmas…I guess I did have a tendency to over react a little if the kids did not make it to the toilet to puke so he figured his own sick bucket would eliminate that risk…..Don’t get me wrong, I did not go “mommy dearest” on my kids but they sure as fuck knew if they puked on the floor I was going to be pissed.

******So after that wonderful little episode I finally decided 2 weeks of fighting this damn cough was enough and it was time to go to Doctors……I have bronchitis….I knew that, it is what I have been telling everyone for the past week!! Oh well, I have antibiotics which should fix me up just in time for me to head back to Kentucky in March and get the “CRUD” all over again…..sigh!

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