There was so much fucking going on in my bed last night I could not sleep. For real!! I am not shitting you. Never before in my life has there been so much fucking than what went on in my bed last night!! Barely a wink of fucking sleep I got!!
Nope, not what you think, while there was an incredibly amount of fucking going on, I was not participating in any of it!! Sounds kinky doesn’t it, but again not what you think!!
I have been invaded by love bugs although why the fuck they are called love bugs I have no idea. Love has connotations of something wonderful and magical, these bugs are insidious little creatures with pedophile and incestuous tendencies!! Fuck bugs would be a more appropriate name, or little fuckers, that suits them so much better than Love bugs, I mean seriously who came up with that name for these ugly little bastards. Fucking millions of them have invaded the inside of my cabin and they are copulating in every room of my house and then the rude little fuckers after they are all completely fucked out go ahead and die so I am spending hours sweeping up dead bugs!!
I am not one to freak out or get all crazy when a bug lands on me, I can generally, patiently wait until they decide on their own to fly away but trying to sleep and consistently having bugs land on your face, crawl up your nose, tickle your hair is enough to give anyone the willies!!
I swept all of the bugs out of my bathroom before I went to bed last night, this photo shows how many had fucked themselves to death during the night and died on my bathroom floor.
I fucking hate these stinking bugs!!
Update: see here for a video on what greeted me when I got home from work…Enough to send anyone packing!!
Hopefully it is all fixed now though!!. My landlord sent over my saviors who hopefully sealed where these little fuckers were all coming in.