Since my home was invaded by millions of fucking bugs (literally FUCKING bugs) I decided the only thing to do was leave a day early for my rendezvous with Mon Capitaine and break up my drive.
It is probably a good fucking thing that I did because 4 hours of driving and thinking about sex and I have literally just about chewed my fucking lip of!! I am serious!!
So I have this habit of biting my lower left lip when I am sexually stimulated or excited, I do it it when I am nervous or concentrating and at other times too but mostly it is sex related and the bitch of it is I don’t even know I am doing it… I have a permanent mark on the inside of my lower left lip from excessive nibbling and most of the time it does not bother me but after 4 fucking hours of driving and thinking constantly of impending SEX my lower lip looks and feels like I have had an accident with a collagen injection!!
Also…!! This 5 day challenge did not fucking help, I am pretty sure I have been chewing on my lip EVERY time “The Captain” and I have been teasing each other with texts, so 5 days of nibbling followed by a 4 hour drive where my sex starved, batshit crazy brain was consumed with sex its no fucking wonder that I now have a lower lip that would put Mick Jagger to shame!!
It has been 27 long arse fucking days since I have seen Mon Capitaine… 27 long arse days since I have been soundly fucked and now, here I am on the eve of “THE DAY” looking like someone smacked me in the mouth… Fuck!!! I still have ALL day to get through tomorrow AND a 3 fucking hour drive… Hmmmm I wonder?? I have my little box of toys with me and I am almost certain there is a ball gag in there somewhere, I am pretty sure I will not be able to chew on my lip if I am wearing a ball gag… Do you think any passing motorists would notice?!?