This is another of those blog posts that has been going around in my batshit crazy head for a while just dying to get out so I figured, what the fuck, I have nothing better to do tonight beside mess around with Bob so why not let the words flow!! And that is exactly what this post is about… Words!! For fucking real! I am not kidding you… I know, I know, I heard you groaning in the background and getting ready to X out but I promise you, I will try very hard not to bore you shitless!! In fact you might even find it interesting!
By now you should all know that I am a fun loving, slightly quirky, batshit crazy, self confessed nymphomaniac but what you may NOT know is that I am also a “Sapiosexual logophile”. I bet you think I am now going to tell you exactly what the fuck that is but, really I am not, that’s not what this post is about, if you want to know JFGI (just fucking google it)… Alright, alright I will fucking tell ya.
Sapiosexual – Someone who finds intelligence to be the most sexually attractive feature. Sure I like a tight arse and nice eyes but nothing turns me on more than a clever mind!!
Logophile – Simply put, a person who loves words. My passion is creative writing and what is creative writing except putting together words in such a way that makes people want to read them.
While I only just recently discovered that I was sapiosexual I have always known that I was a logophile I just didn’t know there was a fucking name for it and this post is about my love of the word FUCK!! It really, truly is, I am not shitting you, my friends, readers, family, blog follows and those who ended up here by accident! This post is about the word FUCK in all its glory!!
Let me tell you about my very first experience with the word FUCK. I was probably about 9 years old and I got home from school all excited to tell my Mum a story about something that happened that day. Picture this, I am standing in the kitchen telling my Mum, that at play time this bird flew down low and pooped on this girls head. I thought it was hysterical because this girl was one of my many tormentors so I was immensely happy to be regaling my Mum with this tale. I then told my Mum how this girl held her fist up in the air and said “fucking bird” WHACK!!! I had NO fucking clue what the hell happened, one minute I am happily telling my Mum a story and the next thing I knew something came flying down hard across my face, so hard I am sure I saw fucking stars. It took me a while to process that my Mum had actually slapped me, open handed, full force across my face. This was an incredibly confusing experience for me, I honestly had no clue what I had done wrong and it actually took several years before I understood why I got smacked, not that I thought she was right to do it, but just that I finally knew why she did it.
Now please don’t get me wrong here, I love my Mum dearly and I really think that she was doing the best she could with what she had. There was a lot of shit going on in my childhood that in all honesty was probably beyond my Mum and Dads ability to effectively parent me. Of the five kids they had I am the only one that my Dad took his belt off to (several times) so that goes to show how much of a handful I was.
I believe if I had been born today I would be diagnosed with any or all of the following… Autism Spectrum disorder, OCD, Sensory perception disorder and P.T.S.D… But at the end of the day I just prefer “batshit crazy” I think it sums it all up nicely don’t you?!
But getting back to the word FUCK, you would think that having such a negative FIRST experience with the word I would not have such an affinity for it but I really truly do love that fucking word!. There is no other word in the English language that is as versatile as the word FUCK!!
I started to put together a post to explain to y’all just how versatile the word actually is but realized that while I am a logophile I fucking suck at grammar (much to my sons utter dismay)
So I turned to google for help and while searching for explanations on adjectives and verbs etc I came across an amazing GEM which explains how I feel about the word FUCK absofuckinglutely perfectly so I thought FUCK it, why recreate the wheel, why not just
plagiarize share it!!
So for your reading please please enjoy this little spiel on….. Why FUCK is the best word in the English language.
I truly am not sure if the person who signed the bottom of this is the original author but after some
extensive research googling.. I decided he probably was and figured fuck it, he put his name to it I am going to give him credit…Also I read some of his other shit on his page and it seems to be along the same trend so fuck it, I linked him!!…… Just one thing though, he forgot to mention my mantra DILLIGAF – “Do I look like I give a FUCK!!” So thought I better throw that out there!!
Why Fuck is the Best Word in the English Language…
by Who the Fuck Knows
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word “fuck”.
It is a magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, “fuck” falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck),
a passive verb (Mary really doesn’t give a fuck),
and adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John),
or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
It can also be used as an interjection (Fuck! I’m late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she’s also stupid).
As you can see there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word fuck.
Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Greetings………”How the fuck are ya?”
2. Fraud……………”I got fucked by the car dealer.”
3. Resignation…….”Oh, fuck it!”
4. Trouble………….”I guess I’m fucked now.”
5. Aggression………”Fuck you!”
6. Disgust…………….”Fuck me.”
7. Confusion………….” What the fuck….?”
8. Displeasure…………”Fucking shit man…”
9. Lost……………………”Where the fuck are we?”
11.Retaliation………….”Up your fucking ass!”
12. Apathy……………..”Who really gives a fuck?”
13. Suspicion………….”Who the fuck are you?”
14. Directions…………..”Fuck off.”
It can be maternal……..”Motherfucker!”
It can be used to tell time…….”It’s four fucking twenty!”
It can be used as an anatomical description………….”He’s a fucking asshole.”
Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:
“What the fuck was that?” -Mayor of Hiroshima
“That’s not a real fucking gun.” -John Lennon
“Where the fuck is all this water coming from?” -Captain of the Titanic
“Who the fuck is gonna find out?” -Richard Nixon
“Heads are gonna fucking roll.” -Anne Boleyn
“Any fucking idiot could answer that.” -Albert Einstein
“It does so fucking look like her!” -Picasso
“You want what on the fucking ceiling?” -Michaelangelo
“Fuck a duck.” -Walt Disney
“Houston, we have a big fucking problem.” – The crew of Apollo 13