Fuck its hard!!… No no, not that, get your mind out of the gutter!! Though you can be excused for heading in that direction considering that a good percentage of this blog has been after all a “sex blog”…. I say “has been” because that is what I have turned into… A “has been”!!! Well […]
Hey Y’all… See, I am living down under now but I can still use y’all!! Anyway, hey y’all… I guess I should start by saying if you signed up to follow my blog because of the “sex stuff” then you may want to stop following me for a bit!! Come back in about ummm 3 […]
Tried so hard to stay awake long enough to write this blog but my words were the ramblings of jet lagged batshit crazy woman and they did not make a lick of sense so I deleted all that random bullshit and decided to try again!! As much as I would love to regale you all […]
I hope y’all had the opportunity to read my last blog post, if not shame on you!! Go back and read it! It seems Mon Capitaine was way ahead of me and already had a blog in his drafts just waiting for the day he could post it. My preemptive strike has prompted him to post […]
My Captain, It has been a time of goodbyes, letting go of the relationships as they stand that I have built over the last 13 years and allowing them to morph into something different. For some it is goodbye, it is very unlikely I will ever see them again, for others it is see you […]
This ditty was penned by “Mon Capitaine” himself!! In my last blog he made the comment below. Today he sent me screen shots of his hand written ditty which I have dutifully transcribed for you…I still expect him to sing the entire verse while wearing nothing but a Santa hat on Saturday night!!
I went shopping in Walmart yesterday…no fucking surprise that I went shopping, I know!! But here is the kicker, I spent $165..!! For real, who the fuck spends $165 in WALMART on random shit!! I bought 3 fucking toothbrushes!! Yes “3”…I mean it is not like they don’t sell freaking toothbrushes in Australia!! So…Let me […]