Moving across the globe is fucking hard work!!

My stress stresses me out to the point where I am too stressed to deal with the stress… So I go shopping!!! Then I have to deal with the extra stress of MORE excess luggage!! And NOW I have another stress!!

I posted the below image on Facebook on a site dedicated to Aussies living in Texas.

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Perfectly innocent photo of all my luggage, I just expected people to join me in laughing about how comical it is going to be seeing me trying to wrestle with all this shit in Sydney.. What I did not expect was for someone to tell me I would have to pay duty on all this crap!! WHAT, wait, duty, what kind of fuckery is this!!??
I questioned this comment, why would I have to pay tax on items I already paid tax on when I bought them and why would I pay tax on used crap!!

So I researched a little further and discovered that if it is personal belongings that I have owned for over a year I do not have to pay “duty”!!

Definition of “Duty” – bend over I am going to screw you in the arse tax

I know I have some new shit mixed up in these suitcases, y’all know when I get stressed I shop, and I have been stressed a LOT!! but there is also 13 years worth of my own personal crap in these suitcases, beloved shoes that I am never go to part with and I will be FUCKED if I am paying tax on shoes I have been fucked in!!

SO…in 10 days time, if you see on the news or social media a fun loving, slightly quirky, batshit crazy, self confessed nympho standing at customs in Sydney airport with 8Β 10 11 what the heck 12 suitcases waving multiple pairs of knickers in the air and screaming “you guess which panties are brand new and which ones I have been wearing for a year and if you get it right I will pay tax on them fuckers”… Well that would be me!!!

This is the 3rd time in my life I have relocated to another country, you would think I would be used to it by now but fuck this shit is stressful!!

So my stress is so stressed that I am totally fucking stressed on stress and now I am stressing at an airport on the way to Denver so I can finally get some stress relief!!

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Yes, finally!! I am meeting up with Mon Capitaine for the 2nd to last time!! Going to see the Rocky mountains, not sure how much of them you can see out the hotel room windows but I will give it a try!! I totally plan on getting my own personal rocky mountain high with those sex endorphin’s!!

Mon Capitaine, this one is for you!!

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26 thoughts on “Moving across the globe is fucking hard work!!

  1. It’s on like donkey Kong! There’s gonna be some serious destressing, and declothing, taking place! And…just in case…we may have to do a little “prep” work to lower your pain level of potential duty tax…:)

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