Honestly I forgot JUST how fucked up the online dating world is!!
I have had to modify my newly created profile several times because once again I seem to be a magnet for men who just want a quick and easy fuck!
I have even added a line in there about my incredibly amazing bullshit radar!! It seemed relevant since I feel quite confident I have been lied to no less than 10 times in my few short days on this site!
Oh Oasis, where do we begin, first of all the chat function on this site is a pisser!! If you are having a conversation with someone and another person messages you the cursor is taken out of the current conversation window, fuck knows where it goes but the frustration levels when it does this is enough to make me want to pitch my laptop across the room particularly as I am usually having no less than 10 conversations at once!!!
Yes 10!! I am scared to go on that site, I have taken to going on in invisible mode. It appears that I am “fresh meat” and every time I log on I am mobbed!! Aussie men can be just as rude as American men with their ghosting, immediate sexual innuendo and bullshit lies, honestly my arms hurt from having to dig through so many piles of crap!
So let me breakdown my experiences so far for your reading “horror”
I am not even going to dignify most of these men with their own unique name, they are losers!! Through their idiocy they have lost the opportunity to spend some time and get to know an amazingly awesome, funloving, slightly quirky, batshit crazy self confessed nympho so “loser” is what they are!!
Loser 1 – This dude was not even patient enough for me to “like him back” in Oasis, he tracked me down in Kik, his user name on Oasis was daytimefun, when I asked him why he told me he was married… Loser!!
Loser 2 – Switched to text pretty quickly, the conversation was interesting and I wanted to stop using the horrible oasis chat function. Started conversing with him on Thursday, by Friday he asked me on a date, I agreed to something on Saturday gave him options of times, he never responded with an option, asked him if he changed his mind, he said he hadn’t so I responded that morning was better for me. Since then nothing, nadda, zilch. What the fuck, was I just ghosted? Seems he might have read my updated profile indicating that I am clearly not looking for a quick fuck!
Loser 2 is forever in my phone contacts as LOSER, I decided from this day forward instead of deleting contacts and then having the embarrassing moments of saying “who is this” when I get random texts month later I will instantly know they are a loser and I do not even need to respond. ALL losers phone numbers will be added to this one contact….I wonder how many phone numbers I can add to one individual contact on my phone?!
Loser 3- this guy was intense from the get go, wanted to set up a date immediately, had to reign him in a few times. When he wanted to change numbers I asked him what he was looking for from here, his response “My soul mate, and you”!!
I said didn’t you read my profile, I am not looking for forever, it doesn’t exist!! It seems he is sure he can change my mind. In my experience guys that are promising your forever before you have even met them is a HUGE red flag…delete!!
Loser 4 – This guy wanted a phone conversation pretty quickly, his profile said he does not like messaging and if you are serious about getting to know him take the chance and have a chat so I thought what the fuck, I can always add him to my loser pile if needed…it was needed!! He spent the entire phone conversation telling me how he was with the secret service and while he never detailed any of his adventures he alluded to danger, espionage, intrigue…wait!! what, didn’t I see a move about this once with Jamie lee Curtis?! Honestly, some people must think I am a fucking idiot!! Next he then starts to tell me that some CEO of a major production company just took his phone call so he could pitch his movie idea of all his “spy” adventures and they were so interested they are outright buying his movie, a script by the way which has not even been written yet!! This guy was so freaking convincing I am sure he believes every single fucking word he says!! Probably makes up those fantasies in his head in his job as a janitor cleaning toilets at the local school!!
In my previous dating adventures I would try to be so nice and patient with these guys, I did not want to affect anyone’s self esteem etc. No more!! I am not intentionally going to go out of my way to be a bitch but honestly if someone fucks with me or is living in bullshit city I am deleting their arse, no explanations needed!!
Next guy has not relegated to “loser” status yet, I am still undecided, for now lets call him ” Californiadude” Yep, he is American. We had a phone conversation which lasted just over an hour, it was an interesting and fun conversation but honestly I am not sure if it was because the actual conversation was fun and interesting or because I am missing my second home and talking to him was relieving a little of the homesickness. I am finding an aspect of his personality which annoys the piss out of me. He asked me to go for a walk on the beach after I had already told him I was absolutely exhausted after a day out with my Mum, so he asked me if we could talk on the phone, I was dealing with several other conversations and did not respond immediately and he wrote STOP being squirrely, what the fuck, he is giving me orders already?! Then at the end of our conversation when I told him I had to go check on my Mum he wanted me to go to the Beach again after I checked on my Mum at 10 pm at night. He did not accept my “NO” and continued asking, trying to talk me into it. – time will tell but I am not holding out much hope for this American dude!
This last one (for now) has also not yet relegated to loser status, he is a bald headed guy I met at the pokies, not the one I wrote about previously, another one!! I know, what the fuck is it with me meeting bald headed guys at the pokies!! Anyway, we had great conversation, we changed numbers, we have been texting back and forth and then he asked me on a lunch date next Thursday…all good, until!! He asked if we could get away from the South and meet at West beach?! Seriously, what is with that? My red flag bullshit radar is instantly thinking he does not want to be seen anywhere local with me because of his possible “relationship” status, oh well, I guess time will tell.
So that is it for now, it is fucking exhausting and honestly so far I am not having fun!!
I seem to be very pessimistic which usually is not me at all… I am going to have to give myself a serious attitude adjustment if I want to have any success with this adventure!!