I made 2 coffee dates for today…Sadly I was not excited about either of them. Honestly I do not know what the fuck I was thinking when I made either of the dates…Yeah I do, I was think with my teenage boy prepubescent hormones again!! Honestly I feel like I am back all the way at the beginning of my blog!! “Sex, and where can I get me some of that”!
I took my Mum out to dinner last night… remember my lovely cute mother, you can read about her here. I felt like we were in a time-warp or something, this is our conversation in the car on the way home from dinner.
Mum – “I just don’t know how you can have sex with “all these men”
Jad – “What the fuck do you mean “all these men” I don’t have sex with everyone I meet.”
Mum – “No, but I only had sex with 2 men and that was enough, you’ve had a lot of them!”
Mum – “Why don’t you just buy a dildo, it pretty much does the same thing!”
Jad – “Seriously Mum!! What the fuck!! “you can’t kiss a dildo!”
Mum – “Yes you can”
Jad – “Okay you can, but they don’t kiss back!!
So back to the sex and where can I get me some of that!! See that is the problem, I don’t just want ANY old sex, I want sex with substance, sex with meaning, sex with feeling…Sex with My Captain!! And we all know that is not going to happen anytime soon!!
So I made 2 dates!!
The first coffee date was scheduled for 3 pm with an American who has lived in Australia for 17 years. There were a couple of red flags that I initially ignored. But then when he started to ask me what nationality my American husband was and started naming them off, White, Black, Asian, Indian etc I am thinking what the fuck, that is just fucking weird!! I told him that I found that a very strange question to ask and he responded by saying he would explain over coffee.
About 2 hours before said date I logged on to Oasis so I could get his picture for my phone contacts and I discovered he had unmatched me, when I investigated a little further I discovered he had deactivated his account. This coupled with the fact that the previous day he was trying to pressure me to meet him at the beach at 10.30 pm at night set off all kinds of red flags, when I talked to Mon Capitaine about it his response was one word…. “Run”
So with date number 1 cancelled I started to think about date number 2 and thought seriously, what the fuck, I have no clue why I even agreed to the date.
I recognized early on in my dating life from a REALLY bad date that there is a certain personality type in men that I feel very intimidated when I am up against them. This date number 2 had that exact personality type, we had ZERO conversation via Oasis, he basically indicated we need to cut through all this red tape and bullshit and go on a date and pretty much designated the time and place etc, demanded my phone number, texted me confirmation of the event and then that was that!!
So I sent him a text telling him I had some issues with my Mum and cannot make the date… I did not lie, I am having issues with my Mum (see conversation above) and I could not make the date because I did not want to… I just happened to send it all in one sentence and forgot to add a period or comma between ” I am having issues with my Mum I cannot make the date”
He immediately texted back to reschedule for Friday, fortunately I have plans for Friday, ya see I am washing my hair so I texted him back and told him that I had plans for Friday!!
So now I am left with Casino bald guy, we have a lunch date on Thursday WAY outside of our town, I just do not know what the deal is but fuck it, I am going to go because it is lunch and I am going to make sure he buys!!!
Food is fucking expensive in Australia!!