What day of the fucking week is it?!!?? Please!!

Seriously!!! Ya know that I have been out of job for WAY too long when I no longer know what fucking day of the week it is!!! It’s okay to not know when you are on holidays or vacay but for fucks sake it has been close to 5 months now since I finished up my contract in America and too fucking long that I have been searching for a job with NO success and I no longer know or care what day of the week it is!!!

I will be totally honest with you…It has been absofuckinglutely demoralizing!! Going from having an incredible career to getting rejection after freaking rejection.

So I did what most normal individuals would do after consistent and unending rejection!!…I know, I know!! I am a slightly quirky, fun loving, batshit crazy self confessed nympho…. far from fucking normal but y’all know that most people have a personal persona and a professional persona and in my professional persona believe it or not I am normal…in fact I am fucking exceptionally normal!!! So I did what most normal people would do under the circumstance….After 10 weeks of bullshit rejections I quit!! Yes!! I totally fucking did….I was like fuck this noise I am not subjecting myself to this crap ANYMORE!!!

I took a couple of days,ย  a week, almost two weeks off from the endless job applications and rejections and bummed around being lazy and decadent but then reality hit!!! My bank account is dwindling and my mind NEEDS stimulation…I had to get myself out of this little rut I had created for myself and get back into it despite the demoralization.

So I tried…I really did!! Three days in a row I sat at my computer, logged onto the job sites and just looked at them…and looked…and looked…and then shut down my fucking laptop and walked away!!! Three freaking days I did that for and realized I needed help. It’s SO fucking hard trying to motivate yourself for rejection!!

So I did what any slightly quirky, fun loving, batshit crazy, self confessed nympho maniac would do!!! That’s right I negotiated an agreement with Mon Capitaine and the Pink Panther…!

If I do not commit to 3 hours per week day of job applications I will be punished…Now MOST normal people would consider a spanking punishment but both MC and PP are onto my game and they know darned fucking well that a spanking would not be punishment for me so quite the opposite is going into effect… If I do not keep my self imposed commitment of 3 hours of job applications per week day “spankings will be withheld” OMFG you can be rest assured that I have sat on my arse for 3 solid fucking hours each day for the last 2 days…!!! No way I am going to get my weekly maintenance spanking withheld from me or worse risk losing any bonus spankings!!

So now this is now where I need help from y’all……….. Please send some good juju my way!!
The universe is a suck arse bitch and she has not been very helpful on the job front…The flying spaghetti monster has all but abandoned me so now I am relying on some good fucking juju to get me a job!!!

Oh that and an updated resume..I paid some fucker in Sydney $400 to put together a resume and cover letter for me and I have had feedback from several avenues that my resume sucks arse!! So I fixed it!! I put my own words into it and took out all the crappy bullshit. My son who is a grammar geek played a little with the formatting and checked my grammar so now time will tell if my new resume and the good juju y’all are gonna send my way helps!!

Please send exceptional fucking juju by way of teleportation waves to the below address
Jadalicious model 66/6
Slightly quirky, fun loving, batshit crazy, self confessed nympo
House with the green roof that seems to be missing the cupboard under the stairs
3 miles from the Pacific ocean!!

Thanks in advance!!!

39 thoughts on “What day of the fucking week is it?!!?? Please!!

  1. Ok, sending serious juju your way, from the mysterious hippy Centre of the crystal lovin rainbow goddess universe! If that doesn’t help ya, nothing will ๐Ÿ˜˜๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ

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  2. Good luck. Is the time of year now that the job market picks up in Australia. Leading into Christmas don’t even bother if you want a ‘real’ job as I was brought up believing they were.
    I would probably be better off hooking myself off but not everyone appreciates the Jewish side of me that just loves to chat. Thank Christ (he wasn’t really) I never really liked the quik.
    Besides if you get a job now you still have about 8 months to build up to showing them what you can really do…. and by November they will reckon anything you do is cool.

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    • Thanks!! Yeah I was told several times I was job hunting during a terrible time of the year and when you receive a rejection within an hour of posting you know damned well that job never existed and was already filled internally!!

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      • Don’t even bother leading into summer. This next fortnight too the AFL season is starting. Even if footy means nothing to you, most businesses are involved in some way as it communicates economy and industry. Make a few contacts… ie; the best work I ever get has nothing to do with interviewing.

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      • Transfer your interests across where you might meet people who do hire. Having lived long term in the US is major cultural capital. If you are in Queensland you should definitely find a scene or crew

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      • Oh I only get the free version just to use their time line to print out my CV.
        I donโ€™t job seek on there.
        Also because you just came back itโ€™s a pain as theyโ€™d have to do an international police check on you that might take a month to do.
        Youโ€™d need to volunteer . Get out there. Employers like their staff to be compassionate and good people. Itโ€™s not enough to list your achievements these days. You need to stand out from the rest.

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  3. You don’t need juju, Jad! You just needed pointing in the right direction, and a swift kick in the posterior pleasure port! It seems to have done the trick! It turned on the transitional internal processing booster! Your processing speed is peaking now, and you’re back in track! Just remember…if there’s a system failure in your motivational routines, it could turn into a nasty cyber virus that infects .y phones operational status for a few days…bahahahaha.

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  4. Thoughts and prayers Jad. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    What industry are you in? Can you do temp work? Uber? (Gets you out of the house, earns some money, gets you meeting people). Thereโ€™s an all female Uber thingy called Shebah in Australia as well. Just some random thoughts.

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    • Unfortunately my industry does not exist in my city, I would have to go to Melbourne or Sydney and this seems to be my main reason for the difficulties. I am a senior level manager and nobody wants a senior manager who does not have the industry experience despite the fact that almost all management skills are transferable!!
      I thought about Uber but I have a brand new car and I have OCD, I do not want drunk or stinky people in my car.

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