Sucker punch!! What does that even mean really? Knocked for six, knocked sideways!! Why are all these synonyms freaking sports related!!
Anyway I feel like I have been sucker punched!!
It is Mon Capitaine’s birthday today and he is celebrating with MaM, I am okay with that, well I am trying to be okay with that and I thought I was doing pretty good until I got a message from My Captain saying “holy fuck” then nothing else!!
Who does that? I mean really “holy fuck” what does that mean, is that a good holy fuck or a bad holy fuck…..Eventually after leaving me in suspense for
hours 9 minutes he messaged me back saying sorry he got distracted and then proceeded to tell me that MaM bought him a Michael Kors watch for his birthday…I am totally fucking gutted. I feel like I am going to spew (translation) vomit!!
You see, I know how much My Captain loves watches and how much each watch he owns has special meaning to him. On our Hawaii trip I wanted to have something that I know will always have special meaning for him. I have had my eye on a watch now for a little over a month and was just waiting for my job to start before I went to buy it…I sent him a little cheesy package for his birthday by post but he knew I was bringing his real pressie with me to Hawaii and now I am just bewildered, devastated and gutted.
Besides the fact that the watch that I was buying my Captain was not a 2-3 hundred dollar designer watch just the fact that she bought him a watch makes me feel fucking awful.!
Who the fuck does that? Who buys a fucking designer watch for a person who is not family or not a significant person in their life. Am I wrong or is this just fucking weird.?
It is not Mon Capitaine’s fault, he cannot help what someone gets him for his birthday!
Isn’t it funny how life can turn on a dime, I had no idea that when I got out of bed this morning my day was going to go on a rapid downhill slide.
Today is really fucked up, I am totally gutted, there is no other gift that I can get him that would have the same meaning as a watch….She could have gotten him any other gift on the planet why the fuck did she get him a watch…The universe truly is a suck arse bitch!!
I am gutted 😦