OMG the suspense is killing me!!! Almost at the first date!! know seriously, how fucking long do I think I need to prepare for a date?!
Hard to believe this was back in July 2016, what a LONG way I have come since then…Anywho enjoy this reblog my friends and readers
It’s Sunday morning and I am really going to do this, I am actually going to go on my first ever date in the hopes that if the first two dates go well I will be having sex at the conclusion of the 3rd date. If we have a date on Sunday and again on Monday I could be having sex by Tuesday!!
Before I can even think about that I need to do some serious clean up and maintenance so I take myself of to Walmart for supplies.
I head to the section with all the personal care products and on the way I get distracted by condoms…maybe I need to buy some? What is the protocol for that kind of thing? Does the man supply them or does he not care about STD’s, am I supposed to get them? I sure as hell can’t get pregnant but there is no way…
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