Some people are just nucking futs!!

OMFG I am back on the dating merry go round!! I have totally given  up on the free sites! I have deleted my profiles from PoF and Oasis and have all but given up on RSVP…!! I mean RSVP is okay…..If I was looking for a sugar daddy, I am freaking serious I lost count […]

Mr No-longer!!

Remember Mr whatever from my last blog post here ? Well here is your update….. he is now Mr no longer! Seems after 3 dates each of which ended in some incredible sex we have mutually called it off. I know right!! I hear you yelling “Why oh WHY did I give up incredible sex!!” […]

A fishy tale!!… The one that got away!

OH MY FUCKING GAWD!!! Can you believe it, I am back in again!! Yep, I am wading through the murky ponds of PoF trying to catch a treasure, but right now all I seem to pulling up is bottom feeders!! Honestly I do not know what it is about me or my profile but so […]

Goodbye My Captain!

Finally!! It’s time to write this…There will be no book,  no movie, no happy ending…This is the greatest worst fucked up love story of all time but the ending could not have been more suck arsed bullshit if ya tried…Honestly,  if I wrote a book about our love story and they turned into a movie […]